first day of spring?

it's a little too freezing out for me to be at all excited. i'm suddenly exhausted and feel like i've been cranky for weeks straight. i may be homeless soon since i'm moving out but haven't signed a new lease yet. i tried a cadbury caramel egg and it was horrendous. my dog has had a continuous stream of burning rubber farts for days.

daily tulips. it's how i feel.

beeboo

National Bubble Week begins on the first day of spring.

http://www.worldslargestbubble.com

e spitzer so OOC

Elizabeth: The Spitz is set to resign at 11:30 a.m. TODAY.

me: hahaaaaaaaaa 8 minutes

Elizabeth: Lindasaur said: I guarantee his PR people will announce that he has a "psychological problem (sex addiction, whatever) and is seeking treatment."

me: i think he has a physiological problem as in he's dangerously ugly

Elizabeth: HAHAHHAH truuue!!

me: where is the sympathy for the escort who had to handle that?

Elizabeth: um plus perform ANALINGUS on him

me: SHE DID?!??!??! is that in the wire tap info?

Elizabeth: Yes-- apparently "client 9" is into that

me: DISGUSTING

Elizabeth: i mean sure, we ALL enjoy but.... to think about Spitxer... just too much

me: his head looks like a hairy butt too

Elizabeth: so maybe he just likes kissin

me: maybe when she was near his asshole she would think to herself, "its just like kissing...its just like kissing" and then when kissing the face, "its just like analingus...its just like anulingus"

Elizabeth: hahahahah that's like the one time I made salmon burgers and had to chant "cookie dough... cookie dough" over and over to myself

Elizabeth: tell your bosses you can only see a maximum of 8 clients a day- just in case

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alot of things are really annoying this week

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mid day snooze

it's even nicer and a bit warmer out today than yesterday. it's going to turn to rain in the afternoon.

i am going out with someone i did an event for in the fall who is back in town and looking for a good time. he is the inverse of what my head knows to be a good time.

i am already yawning through my day.

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rewind in pictures

here are pictures from my birthday in december. i didn't get to post them in a timely manner because the formatting of the pictures in my earlier posts was screwed up and i couldn't bring myself to even look at the page for four months.

the invite i made * the window at nelson's christmas shop(pe) in sunnyside.


celia/liz * me/kathleen with animatronic lawn reindeer


sadfaced marzipan mushroom from holland * my snowman cake with lollipop world by cee


presennntttttsssss! (think those shoes were stolen by a maid at my job) * party snacks

iubilatio verna

Spring Fever! Tulip War!

orange baby

busy season at work is going pretty well. this time last year i was still very new to the job and it was a total nightmare. now i'm calm and have more time to do things outside of work like plan thanksgiving and my birthday and most exciting, foster a doggie!

max and i saved this little dog from death at the shelter uptown. i named her georgie (georgina) and i sing to her all about being orange. she is around a year and a half and already had puppies! at least once!

so far her favorite things are stealing food and pigging out, her stuffed squeak toy, escaping, fetal position and lying on her back and deftly holding things above her head like an otter.she is being fixed at max's vet and then coming back to me. we have to socialize her with judas some more before we can assess if they can live together.

we took her in on halloween which is around the time we think judas was born. now he is one! i made him a birthday cake out of meatloaf and pillsbury biscuit layers. he was a little afraid of the candle at first. but then of course, he scarfed.

a month with new camera phone

cream pie to face * deli cat * max/me/home * me/dog run/tompkins sq * cuddley dog/home * lobby/work * kruger/times sq *
kat/bday/beer garden/astoria * judas/home * lobster/me/celia's housewarming * me/taxi/work * puppy with fawn legs * valentine's bear * max/me/home * pretty yellow celia/stuy town * kitchen island * me/work * judas/home * max/me/sutton place * boxer/courtyard/work * rose teddy! * me/home * mr softie/union sq * judas/home * me/celia/7train

work has been craze. it's the busy season. this means my mistakes are even more frequent and closer together. kind of like contractions! could explain my recent massive weight gain.

i haven't been doing much of anything lately, besides working and watching law and order marathons. i like repetition. its just part of what makes me SO annoying.

vomit findings

this sketch fell out of one of my drawers. i made it the summer i was 19 or 20 while working as a receptionist.

vomiting tomato.

3:10 to plus size

last nite max and i saw 3:10 to yuma at union square. i was starved for dinner so i paid $14 for a hot dog and nachos and ate all plus two packs of relish. i may have eaten a cupcake when i got home but i'm not positive. nothing under 150000000000 grams of fat registers anymore.

the movie was excellent. christian bale had a wooden leg. i'm a little hazy on the first fifteen minutes of the movie because i was fantasizing about christian bale and his wooden leg. i was questioning myself about if it made me want to do him even more. he looked like he probably hadnt had a really insane lay in a while.

this is what i looked at for eleven hours at work today.

last nite celia and i finally saw the rat movie before it closed. it was charming! i live with mice so i feel like it really spoke to me.


my mouse is ALWAYS hanging out by/in the stove. i have pretty much stopped using it.

my new only friend

my vacation comes to a weepy close and im still very nervous about returning to work. why i haven't been on a klonopin IV since birth is up for debate.

we had fun in CT but it got cold and rainy after being there for just one day. this sort of deflated the excitment of bringing the bicycles and i guess made the hassle of attaching and detaching (i lost the key) the car bike rack a waste of time. a nice persian man had helped me and my mom attach the rack and some weirdo older guitarist guy in my building let me into his apartment to borrow tape to secure it. both neighborly actions made me feel kind of good though the first was tainted when the persian man turned to invite me to the restaurant he owns while i was viciously picking my nose with my newly painted acrylics. if he's any degree of hygenic the sight of me tearing through a meal with the offending fingernails will disgust him.

i am in a depression because im lonely and spent every nite since we got back except thursday alone in the apartment. i've declared the below character my new "only friend" because there's no human physically around.




when i told my friend adam that because of the shape of the claws the crab fits perfectly around a neck he said, "i name him cuddles."
i love adam and i love cuddles.

goodnite.