i am in suchhhh a good mood. work was nothing today except gchat and organizing my christmas list.

an hour ago max and judas made a surprise visit and brought me a belated birthday present. now we're eating chinese and the dogs are begging. wheeeeeeeeeee. best monday in a while.
work


gift


mr wonton, begging


j, weird boobs, g


judicallllllllll

cheesinal

it snowed for my birthday dinner with Max on the 16th. it made everything really festive and minor-car-accidenty. sorry max's mom's car. i got pretty buzzed off a maximilian martini and the white wine in the fondue at Artisinal. tons of wine was in there. well, there i am! byeee.

wocca!!

wubby POV

in case you ever wondered what it would be like to adopt a dog from a shelter here is some perspective. first, it will likely be (at least part) pitbull. second, it will likely want to do this all day.





i like how mine came camouflaged for hardwood floors. rags to riches!

gallery of roach

here are some pictures of dogs roaching to cheer you up since you are most likely having a horrible day and maybe broke out in pimples (not me) or realized you don't even make enough money to commiserate with others about feeling the recession (obviously me). roachy roach!

dead roach!
dead roach!
dead roach!
dead roach!
dead roach!

ill have to try that

the epicurious.com sidebar for recent searches

1. how long to bake simple chicken drumsticks
2. banana caramel slice
3. hot appetizers
4. broccoli, pasta, chicken
5. video of people cooking crystal meth
6. salad
7. leeks
8. crumb cake
9. saffron pasta zuchinni
10. summer squash tomato

leenwee

i think spending more time with kathleen has inspired me to be more goal oriented. that is how she lives her life on a daily basis! since i tend to get overwhelmed and forget there are things i really want to/need to accomplish i made a brief list of goals to complete between now and the end of the year.

finish apartment
get a new camera + take pictures again
save/make additional $5,000 for co-op fund
save for a january vacation
lose 20lbs gained after quitting smoking
continue not smoking

would be an amazing christmas present if i finished them all!

secret apes

me: did u hear that they discovered 125,000 apes that they didnt know lived?!?

Cecilia: omgg whatt

me: yes i guess in a more remote part of the congo. they thought this particular species of ape was down to 50k apes.

Cecilia: link meeee

me: but then they found estimated 125k more apes.

Cecilia: apes apes apes

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/08/080805124007.htm

heyo

:( :)

after 3 months in my new apartment in queens here is what i miss:

walking into my old apartment
good food
tompkins sq park
max delivery to my apartment

what i don't miss
manhattan prices
mice
the elevator
$250 a month taxi habit

recommended

from yahoo....

"Great Prices on all Things Tommy Lee Themed"

obviously.

raspberry beret is the hold music im listening to. can't complain.

child is no longer a child......

child....is a mouse!

fruit rage

i was going to post that this item on Bouley's menu seemed like it could be the most amazing dessert i might ever taste: "Organic Passionfruit and Blueberry Meringue with Passionfruit-Caramel Sauce, Huckleberry Coulis and Provence Lavender Ice Cream".

i was pretty psyched to go try it BUT before i could even bother, liz's personal review suggested it might be a giant lame waste of $15. then i found a picture of it on flikr.

dry meringue hockey puck. GAME ON!

maraschino cherry

ps happy easter!

ps

here is a picture of the bone that gave my dog awful burning rubber farts. if you are a dog owner memorize this picture and maybe dont buy one.

check her out. she's all excited because she finally held it up. it weighs 5lbs.

first day of spring!!!

.....confirmed. it definitely got warmer out.

g got a zillion complements on our walk. (of course. she's an adorabull). i picked up my new phone charger, charged that crap up, and had a phone call saying my lease will be ready to sign tomorrow at 3.30pm. very excited to move! i've lived in the tiniest apartment anyone has ever seen for 3 and a half years or some unbelievable nonsense. time to go!

sideways view of the dining room mid gut-reno. had plans to build a window bench but see now the radiator is in the way like they always are.


must clean self, find clothes for self. going out with randy tonite. having friday off is so much better than having monday off. having monday off is just like getting to sleep in an extra hour.

first day of spring?

it's a little too freezing out for me to be at all excited. i'm suddenly exhausted and feel like i've been cranky for weeks straight. i may be homeless soon since i'm moving out but haven't signed a new lease yet. i tried a cadbury caramel egg and it was horrendous. my dog has had a continuous stream of burning rubber farts for days.

daily tulips. it's how i feel.

beeboo

National Bubble Week begins on the first day of spring.

http://www.worldslargestbubble.com

e spitzer so OOC

Elizabeth: The Spitz is set to resign at 11:30 a.m. TODAY.

me: hahaaaaaaaaa 8 minutes

Elizabeth: Lindasaur said: I guarantee his PR people will announce that he has a "psychological problem (sex addiction, whatever) and is seeking treatment."

me: i think he has a physiological problem as in he's dangerously ugly

Elizabeth: HAHAHHAH truuue!!

me: where is the sympathy for the escort who had to handle that?

Elizabeth: um plus perform ANALINGUS on him

me: SHE DID?!??!??! is that in the wire tap info?

Elizabeth: Yes-- apparently "client 9" is into that

me: DISGUSTING

Elizabeth: i mean sure, we ALL enjoy but.... to think about Spitxer... just too much

me: his head looks like a hairy butt too

Elizabeth: so maybe he just likes kissin

me: maybe when she was near his asshole she would think to herself, "its just like kissing...its just like kissing" and then when kissing the face, "its just like analingus...its just like anulingus"

Elizabeth: hahahahah that's like the one time I made salmon burgers and had to chant "cookie dough... cookie dough" over and over to myself

Elizabeth: tell your bosses you can only see a maximum of 8 clients a day- just in case

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alot of things are really annoying this week

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mid day snooze

it's even nicer and a bit warmer out today than yesterday. it's going to turn to rain in the afternoon.

i am going out with someone i did an event for in the fall who is back in town and looking for a good time. he is the inverse of what my head knows to be a good time.

i am already yawning through my day.

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rewind in pictures

here are pictures from my birthday in december. i didn't get to post them in a timely manner because the formatting of the pictures in my earlier posts was screwed up and i couldn't bring myself to even look at the page for four months.

the invite i made * the window at nelson's christmas shop(pe) in sunnyside.


celia/liz * me/kathleen with animatronic lawn reindeer


sadfaced marzipan mushroom from holland * my snowman cake with lollipop world by cee


presennntttttsssss! (think those shoes were stolen by a maid at my job) * party snacks

iubilatio verna

Spring Fever! Tulip War!