me: hahaaaaaaaaa 8 minutes
Elizabeth: Lindasaur said: I guarantee his PR people will announce that he has a "psychological problem (sex addiction, whatever) and is seeking treatment."
me: i think he has a physiological problem as in he's dangerously ugly
Elizabeth: HAHAHHAH truuue!!
me: where is the sympathy for the escort who had to handle that?
Elizabeth: um plus perform ANALINGUS on him
me: SHE DID?!??!??! is that in the wire tap info?
Elizabeth: Yes-- apparently "client 9" is into that
me: DISGUSTING
Elizabeth: i mean sure, we ALL enjoy but.... to think about Spitxer... just too much
me: his head looks like a hairy butt too
Elizabeth: so maybe he just likes kissin
me: maybe when she was near his asshole she would think to herself, "its just like kissing...its just like kissing" and then when kissing the face, "its just like analingus...its just like anulingus"
Elizabeth: hahahahah that's like the one time I made salmon burgers and had to chant "cookie dough... cookie dough" over and over to myself
Elizabeth: tell your bosses you can only see a maximum of 8 clients a day- just in case
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