child is no longer a child......

child....is a mouse!

fruit rage

i was going to post that this item on Bouley's menu seemed like it could be the most amazing dessert i might ever taste: "Organic Passionfruit and Blueberry Meringue with Passionfruit-Caramel Sauce, Huckleberry Coulis and Provence Lavender Ice Cream".

i was pretty psyched to go try it BUT before i could even bother, liz's personal review suggested it might be a giant lame waste of $15. then i found a picture of it on flikr.

dry meringue hockey puck. GAME ON!

maraschino cherry

ps happy easter!

ps

here is a picture of the bone that gave my dog awful burning rubber farts. if you are a dog owner memorize this picture and maybe dont buy one.

check her out. she's all excited because she finally held it up. it weighs 5lbs.

first day of spring!!!

.....confirmed. it definitely got warmer out.

g got a zillion complements on our walk. (of course. she's an adorabull). i picked up my new phone charger, charged that crap up, and had a phone call saying my lease will be ready to sign tomorrow at 3.30pm. very excited to move! i've lived in the tiniest apartment anyone has ever seen for 3 and a half years or some unbelievable nonsense. time to go!

sideways view of the dining room mid gut-reno. had plans to build a window bench but see now the radiator is in the way like they always are.


must clean self, find clothes for self. going out with randy tonite. having friday off is so much better than having monday off. having monday off is just like getting to sleep in an extra hour.

first day of spring?

it's a little too freezing out for me to be at all excited. i'm suddenly exhausted and feel like i've been cranky for weeks straight. i may be homeless soon since i'm moving out but haven't signed a new lease yet. i tried a cadbury caramel egg and it was horrendous. my dog has had a continuous stream of burning rubber farts for days.

daily tulips. it's how i feel.

beeboo

National Bubble Week begins on the first day of spring.

http://www.worldslargestbubble.com

e spitzer so OOC

Elizabeth: The Spitz is set to resign at 11:30 a.m. TODAY.

me: hahaaaaaaaaa 8 minutes

Elizabeth: Lindasaur said: I guarantee his PR people will announce that he has a "psychological problem (sex addiction, whatever) and is seeking treatment."

me: i think he has a physiological problem as in he's dangerously ugly

Elizabeth: HAHAHHAH truuue!!

me: where is the sympathy for the escort who had to handle that?

Elizabeth: um plus perform ANALINGUS on him

me: SHE DID?!??!??! is that in the wire tap info?

Elizabeth: Yes-- apparently "client 9" is into that

me: DISGUSTING

Elizabeth: i mean sure, we ALL enjoy but.... to think about Spitxer... just too much

me: his head looks like a hairy butt too

Elizabeth: so maybe he just likes kissin

me: maybe when she was near his asshole she would think to herself, "its just like kissing...its just like kissing" and then when kissing the face, "its just like analingus...its just like anulingus"

Elizabeth: hahahahah that's like the one time I made salmon burgers and had to chant "cookie dough... cookie dough" over and over to myself

Elizabeth: tell your bosses you can only see a maximum of 8 clients a day- just in case

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alot of things are really annoying this week

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mid day snooze

it's even nicer and a bit warmer out today than yesterday. it's going to turn to rain in the afternoon.

i am going out with someone i did an event for in the fall who is back in town and looking for a good time. he is the inverse of what my head knows to be a good time.

i am already yawning through my day.

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rewind in pictures

here are pictures from my birthday in december. i didn't get to post them in a timely manner because the formatting of the pictures in my earlier posts was screwed up and i couldn't bring myself to even look at the page for four months.

the invite i made * the window at nelson's christmas shop(pe) in sunnyside.


celia/liz * me/kathleen with animatronic lawn reindeer


sadfaced marzipan mushroom from holland * my snowman cake with lollipop world by cee


presennntttttsssss! (think those shoes were stolen by a maid at my job) * party snacks

iubilatio verna

Spring Fever! Tulip War!